Teacher: my voice has gone today
Child: Where did it go?

Child making a crown
Teacher: “Will it be the right size?”
Child: “I don’t know. I have quite a lot of brains”

Teacher to little boy: “I bumped into your mum in a shop at lunch time”. Little boy: “Did you say sorry?”

Teacher spills some polish refill over her smock
Little girl: “You’re supposed to be a grownup. You shouldn’t do things like that!”

During a presentation on healthy eating, it was demonstrated to a child that ketchup does a very good job of cleaning up tarnished silver. When asked what she thought would happen if she consumed some ketchup, the child said “I’d have very clean poos.”

Teacher: “This is a house fly.”
Little boy: “Houses can’t fly!”