Child to father at home: “Where’s Mummy?”
Father: “She’s gone to a talk by Miss Felicity on evolution. She’ll be back soon.”
Child: “She won’t be back soon. Evolution takes a very, very long time.”

Teacher discussing evolution: “Where do you think the sun comes from?”
Child: “Holiday”

Teacher discussing Thanksgiving: “What would you like to give thanks for? Little girl:”Frogs! “Why frogs?” “Because when you kiss them they turn into princes”

“We have to draw a map so we know what planet we’re on”

Little girl: “The baby is sleeping at home because Mummy says we’ve got to keep it”

“My Mummy cried on my first day at school so I had to take her home.”