“My Mummy cried on my first day at school so I had to take her home.”

“My sister is growing bigger and bigger like me and I’m growing bigger and bigger like you. Miss Emily”

Teacher to little girl: “What do you like about the school?”
“The teachers.”
“Why do you like the teachers?”
“Because they love me.”

Not for the first time, little girl says: “I love everything about Iverna Gardens.”
Mother: “Is there really nothing you don’t like about Iverna Gardens?”
Pause… little girl: “Well, it doesn’t have a fireman’s pole.”

“I’m a bit tired. My mummy woke me up at midnight because it was already morning.”

“You’re the best teacher in the whole world. The world is nice because of you.”